i went to the gynecologist this morning. the reason i can’t use tampons is because i never tore my fucking hymen
YOU TRYIN TO TELL ME HURDLING MADE ME BLEED OUT OF MY VAGINA FOR NO REASON!!?!?
Labor Day 2014
Credit to the young man that I listed above.
Labor Day in Ferguson.
after watching anaconda
i want to see a fuck buddy situation where the girl is the one fucking a bunch of people and the guy is like secretly hoping she’ll fall for him when in reality she doesn’t give a fucking he’s just easy dick
how could a guy just sleep with a bunch of young girls and be like ‘no baby i don’t wanna date you but i swear im not fukcing anyone else we don’t need condoms’ and then two seconds later ask about a threesome
watch this video
I don’t even care how this happened
when u have a character that u tag as “my son/daughter/child/etc” and see someone else who also tags that character as progeny and youre like yes. we are proud parents. how did you sleep last night dear. would you like a cup of coffee. did you hear what our child did this time. they get this from your side of the family.