Dungbells

i went to the gynecologist this morning. the reason i can’t use tampons is because i never tore my fucking hymen

YOU TRYIN TO TELL ME HURDLING MADE ME BLEED OUT OF MY VAGINA FOR NO REASON!!?!?

watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

feminally:

yourscientistfriend:

Labor Day 2014
In Ferguson
Credit to the young man that I listed above.

Labor Day in Ferguson.

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

didgeridood:

after watching anaconda

i want to see a fuck buddy situation where the girl is the one fucking a bunch of people and the guy is like secretly hoping she’ll fall for him when in reality she doesn’t give a fucking he’s just easy dick

im gonna beat up all my roommate’s fuck buddy asshole bf shitholes

how could a guy just sleep with a bunch of young girls and be like ‘no baby i don’t wanna date you but i swear im not fukcing anyone else we don’t need condoms’ and then two seconds later ask about a threesome

im crying again about these white girls and their terrible fwb relationships. 

GUYS ARE MEAN

heatherwanderer:

watch this video

no seriously

WATCH IT

girls who have unprotected casual sex

iamprincessash:


I don’t even care how this happened

iamprincessash:

I don’t even care how this happened

blondnepeta:

when u have a character that u tag as “my son/daughter/child/etc” and see someone else who also tags that character as progeny and youre like yes. we are proud parents. how did you sleep last night dear. would you like a cup of coffee. did you hear what our child did this time. they get this from your side of the family.

pavender:

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

Duuuuuuuuuude.

pavender:

thahalfrican:

sp0iledbabe:

…. What

pokemon is forreal #Wakeupamerica

Duuuuuuuuuude.

like i can’t do fun shit bc i have two jobs