|—||Millennials, when asked about plans for the future (via alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard)|
*pounces on you and gropes your butt* :33
THIS MAKES ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE i am secondhand embarrassed and about to cry
people still talk like this???
I read this with a squint and a displeased expression.
what does glomps even mean
'the fault in our stars' exclusive peek at the #movieawards
Their children will be beautiful.
here is a pic of shaq holding bill gates
my mom had a dream where she had Vitiligo on her face and she was like,”you know that thing on your armpits y adrentro de tu vagina?”
i don’t remember telling her i had it on my vulva
I did a thing for a contest and I think it turned out pretty durn cute
Well I hope you fucking win because this is a win!